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Fuck your small talk. Tell me your childhood trauma. | AuDHD After Dark Tee | Light Colours

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Fuck your small talk. Tell me your childhood trauma. From the AuDHD After Dark range: sweary, dark-humoured tees for neurodivergent adults. Printed in black ink on light colours. Designed by Ellie AuDHD. Soft ring-spun cotton (a few heather colours have a little polyester). Printed to order, sizes XS to 5XL. Also available in white ink on dark colours. Adults only.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Fuck your small talk. Tell me your childhood trauma. | AuDHD After Dark Tee | Light Colours Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
XS
27
16
15 1/2
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75
4XL
34
30
23.75
5XL
35
32
25

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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